About Me!

So You Want To learn about Jon, eh?

Updated: Whenever the dead dance and the wolf howls.

Write me... because what else have you got to do?

Things About Me: Name: Jonathan Alias: Protagonist, The Smeppy Troll Favorite Writer: Terry Pratchett Scholl Of Choice: L.C.C. Major: Computer Science (*sigh* You can't really tell from this page) Favorite Hang-out: Caffe Latte Favorite Brand o' Smokes: Lucky Strike Filters Favorite Snackcake: Twinkies Favorite Drink: White Russian Favorite Game: Hide-and-Seek Favorite Actor: Bruce Campbell Favorite Thing: Money!

"Welcome to the Me page.
I've always found these things to be a bit self-important but I figured I'd cave into popular opinion and add one to my page.
So here's all the stuff you've ever wanted to know about me,
and then some... mail me and tell me what you think of me...
me loves to get feedback about me in the me, me, me me me me."

From Ghoulies and Ghosties and things that bump in the night, good lord deliver us.
-Old Irish childrens prayer

"Well, here we are on the me page, and you're thinking to yourself. 'I only have a surface view of you, Jon! That's not enough... I want, no... I need to know every thing about you!'."
"You know I'd love to tell you eveything about myself, but I can only talk about myself for so long without becoming painfully aware of the size of my head. So I'll just give you the basics."
"I was born in Stratford, Canada... and lived there for a couple of years until my fam moved to the states. From then on I've grown up in the Lansing Area and spent most of my formative years sucking on a plastic monkey. I was then lost to my true parents and addopted by the only pair of Michigan indeginous Wombats. After realizing that I was a human after all, I spent a few years at a couple of collages trying to find the right life path. I've been a theatre major, an art major, a fashion major, a pysch major, a math major, etc..."
"Finnally, I ended up back in good ol' MI, and settled on L.C.C. at the tender age of 21. I am now persuing my Computer Science degree because I'm sick of being broke."

"So, what do I do now? Well, I spend most of my time hanging out in wonderful Caffe Latte. sipping on Coffee, smoking heavily, reading, drawing, or chating with friends. When I'm not there, I'm mucking around on my computer... Working on a project for my job(I design web-pages for a living... you can to for only $49.95! Just send check or Cash to me and I'll tell you how in 6 easy steps... heh.), or myself. I'm also tenderly involved with a mailing list that has that crazyiest bunch of characters since... well, some show that has a bunch of wack-o's. (No offense guys, if your reading this... I mean it in the best way possible.)"
"Anyway, that's me in a nutshell. to find out more about me call your local Police Station and ask for all the police reports on 'That Guy with the Hair... you know.' Ta all!"